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When you are talking to a bunch of cows about something that is uncommon, you should avoid the term "rare", since some of their relatives have probably been cooked at that temperature. Along those same lines, if you are chatting with them about a fortune teller, probably good to not refer to a "medium." If you follow these guidelines, it will be a job well done! Please enjoy this funny pun happy birthday card!