Office RPG Mug – The Office Rogue

The Office Rogue specializes in stealthy workplace survival. With plenty of points in Meeting Evasion, Dodging Management, and the uncanny ability to look busy while doing absolutely nothing, this class thrives in the shadows of corporate life. Their signature ability — “I Was Just About to Do That” — instantly negates criticism and restores plausible deniability. Ideal for anyone who treats leaving early as a heroic quest and smoke breaks as a core skill.