UNSUB Profile Report Funny Birthday Card |Criminal

Make their birthday the subject of an official investigation with this hilarious "UNSUB Profile Report" greeting card. Inspired by criminal profiling reports, detective case files, and true crime investigation documents, this unique design transforms the recipient into the center of a fictional profiler's report.
Perfect for fans of crime dramas, detective shows, psychological thrillers, mystery novels, and investigative humor. Whether you're shopping for a friend, coworker, family member, or true-crime enthusiast, this card delivers a memorable and entertaining birthday surprise.
Featuring a professional dossier-style layout, this parody report card combines suspense, humor, and celebration into one unforgettable greeting. Great for birthdays, milestone celebrations, office parties, and anyone who loves crime-solving culture and FBI-style aesthetics.