Office RPG Mug – Excel Warlock

The Excel Warlock turns number‑crunching into a full RPG stat sheet. With skills like Spreadsheet Necromancy and the uncanny ability to spot a £0.03 error from across the room, this class brings a mix of dry humor and workplace truth. Their signature move — “Have You Reconciled It?” — delivers psychological damage worthy of any dungeon encounter. A perfect fit for anyone who treats balancing the books like a heroic quest.